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INSG :In Singapore Online Magazine: Lifestyle : Beauty & Health : Ladies How to get Gorgeous Skin (Female) Don't go to bed with makeup on. Makeup left on overnight seeps into your pores, clogs them, and congests your skin. Make sure that you wash your face twice at the end of the day. Once to get the makeup off. A second time to wash the skin itself. Exfoliate daily. After washing your face at night, be sure to exfoliate. Use a delicate scrub. If you don't have one on hand, a tablespoon of sugar or oatmeal will work just fine. Use facial masks regularly. If possible, everyday is ideal. Again, if you don't have one on hand, make your own. Mashed banana or avocado is good. Plain yogurt also works well. Keep a treatment and moisturizer on your face, day or night. Put your skin first. After you wash it at night, put on some kind of skin treatment, whether it's alpha hydroxy acids, vitamin A or C, or any kind of special cocktail treatment. Let that sink in, then put a moisturizer over that. In the morning, do the same. Don't use the cheapest or most expensive cosmetics. Mom tells me that moderately priced cosmetics are the best. They get the job done, and the ingredients are usually pretty good. You have to keep trying various brands until you find something that works well for you. Hydrate your face throughout the day. Whether it's a commercial product, or one you make yourself (fill a spray bottle with distilled water, add a few drops of chamomile or rose essential oil, shake it gently before each use, and spray it on) hydrate your face, even over makeup, frequently throughout the day. Treat your face gently. Never pull, tug, or scrub your facial skin. Be very gentle when you clean it, moisturize it or makeup on it. This will lessen the chance that you'll damage your skin and get wrinkles. Keep your face covered when you're in the sun. As beautiful as she is, my mom never lets anyone see her face when she's in the sun. She'll slather on a high factor sunscreen, put on sunglasses, and a wide brimmed hat. Eat fresh foods and drink lots of water. My mom tells me to stay away from "dead food" food that's basically not fresh. She always eat lots of veggies, fruits, nuts, and drinks tons of water. Let go of stress. Stress can show up on your face, no matter how well you take care of your skin. Do something your enjoy everyday, whether it's watching TV or going shopping. Your face reflects what's going on inside of your mind. .... Moisturize it ! .... Hydrate Regularly .... Soft Skin This Month's Issue >>> Look Younger Gorgeous Skin Sports Sky Diving Food Cavana Nokia Model 8800 Samsung E810 Nokia Model 6270 Technology News Hawker Directory Movie Review Build Your Own PC An online magazine by INSG Pte Ltd © 2005. Designed & Powered by Sg Web Designer .

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Permethrin Skin Cream - Drugs & Vitamins - Drug Library - DrugDigest Drug Library | Check Interactions | Compare Drugs | Conditions & Treatments | Interactive Tools • Drugs & Vitamins • Herbs & Supplements • Pill Images • Using Medicine • Drug Comparisons • Side Effect Comparisons • Health Conditions • Treatment Options • Care Paths • Health Risk Assessments • Medication Card • Medication Checklist Search Drugs & Herbs Conditions News & Reviews Drugs & Vitamins Permethrin Skin Cream Active Ingredients: Permethrin Skin Cream Representative Names: Acticin, Elimite Available Product Images: What is permethrin skin cream? What should my health care professional know before I use permethrin? How should I use this medicine? What if I miss a dose? What drug(s) may interact with permethrin? What side effects may I notice from using permethrin? What should I watch for while taking permethrin? Where can I keep my medicine? What is permethrin skin cream? (Back to top) PERMETHRIN (Elimite ® ) skin cream is used to treat scabies. Scabies occurs when a certain type of mite ("itch mite") buries itself underneath the skin. This leads to itching and redness of the skin. Scabies can spread over your whole body and can look like a skin rash. Generic permethrin skin cream is available. What should my health care professional know before I use permethrin? (Back to top) They need to know if you have any of these conditions: •asthma •an unusual or allergic reaction to veterinary or household insecticides •an unusual or allergic reaction to permethrin, other medicines, chrysanthemums, foods, dyes, or preservatives •pregnant or trying to get pregnant •breast-feeding How should I use this medicine? (Back to top) Permethrin is for external use only. Do not take by mouth. Follow the directions on the prescription label. For the treatment of scabies: A bath or shower is NOT recommended before applying permethrin cream. Thoroughly rub permethrin cream into all skin surfaces, from your head to the soles of your feet. It is important to apply permethrin cream everywhere on your body, not just where the rash is. Apply the cream between fingers and toe creases, in the folds of the wrist and waistline, in the cleft of the buttocks, on the genitals, and in the belly button. Use a toothpick to apply the cream beneath your fingernails and toenails. Nails should be cut short. If you have little or no hair, or you are applying permethrin cream to an infant or young child, make sure you rub the cream into the neck, scalp, hairline, temples, and forehead. Leave permethrin cream on for 8—14 hours, then remove it by bathing and shampooing. What if I miss a dose? (Back to top) This does not apply as permethrin is used as a single dose. What drug(s) may interact with permethrin? (Back to top) Tell your prescriber or health care professional if you are using any skin cream or lotion on your body other than permethrin. These may affect the way your medicine works. What side effects may I notice from using permethrin? (Back to top) Side effects that usually do not require medical attention (report to your prescriber or health care professional if they continue or are bothersome): •itching •numbness •rash •redness or mild swelling of the skin •stinging or burning •tingling sensation What should I watch for while taking permethrin? (Back to top) If you are using permethrin for scabies, it is not unusual for itching and rash to continue for as long as 2—4 weeks after treatment. These symptoms may be a temporary reaction to the remains of the mites. This does not mean the permethrin cream did not work or that it needs to be reapplied. If you feel that the itching and rash is intense or if it continues beyond 4 weeks, talk to your prescriber or health care professional right away. Scabies is spread by direct skin contact with an infected person. Family members and sexual contacts may require treatment with permethrin. You should discuss this with your prescriber or health care professional. Using a normal washing cycle, you should wash all clothing, towels and bed linen that has touched your skin. You do not need to rewash clean clothing that has not yet been worn. Coats, furniture, rugs, floors, and walls do not need to be cleaned in any special manner. If you are applying permethrin to another person, wear plastic or disposable gloves to protect yourself from infestation. Keep permethrin cream away from your eyes. If you accidentally get some in your eyes, rinse your eyes with water right away. Where can I keep my medicine? (Back to top) Keep out of the reach of children. Store at room temperature away from heat and direct light. Do not refrigerate or freeze. Throw away any unused medicine after the expiration date. Last Updated:01/01/2001 CLINICAL PHARMACOLOGY© GOLD STANDARD MULTIMEDIA INC, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Note: The above information is intended to supplement, not substitute for, the expertise and judgment of your physician, pharmacist, or other healthcare professional. It should not be construed to indicate that the use of the product is safe, appropriate, or effective for you. Consult your healthcare professional before taking the product. -- Additional Information Check Drug Interactions with Permethrin Skin Cream Test Yourself! If you currently take Permethrin Skin Cream, do you know everything that you need to know? 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Let us show you how The therapeutic effects of bathing in the Dead Sea were well known even in times of antiquity. Galenus, for instance, stated that this salt water was good for the treatment of Arthritis, Eczema, Muscular Pain, Rheumatism, Psoriasis, and also to Relieve Tension , Aid Relaxation, and develop Smooth Silky Skin . T he Jewish Roman historian Flavius, wrote 2000 years ago-The Dead Sea cannot be praised too highlytravelers take as much of this salt as they are able to home with them because it heals the human body and is therefore used in many medicines. Click here for printable version of the information on this page The waters of the Dead Sea are unique compared to other seas and lakes primarily due to the high concentration of salts reaching 27% compared to 3% in ordinary sea water. The composition of the Dead Sea salts is also unique. Whereas in ordinary sea water sodium chloride (common salt) is the major constituent (about 80% of the total salt content) the Dead Sea on the other hand contains a considerably smaller proportion of sodium chloride, the balance consisting of magnesium, potassium and calcium chlorides , and a comparatively high concentration of bromides. It is believed that the therapeutic properties of the Dead Sea are due in large extent to the presence of these other salts, mainly those of magnesium, potassium and bromide. As the name suggests, the Dead Sea is devoid of life due to an extremely high content of salts and minerals. But it is these natural elements which g i ve its water their curative powers. Dead Sea Salts and Mud have been recognized by millions of people as a single source of health and beauty since the days of Herod the Great, more than 2,000 years ago. Click here for printable version of the information on this page Dead Sea salts are a mixture of bath salts which contain the important salts of the Dead Sea. The Mixture is obtained by fractional evaporation and crystallization of Dead Sea salts from the brines. This process enriches the therapeutically valuable potassium and magnesium salts, while retaining all the other mineral elements of the Dead Sea. The bath salts contain no additive s and are of excellent bacteriological quality. Click here for Pricing and order Dead Sea Salt Bath Soak : Simple but Elegant Bathing - Just Add Water. Dead Sea Salts contain more than 15 natural and unprocessed minerals important to your health. This concentration of minerals may improve, and in some cases alleviate, serious skin diseases such as eczema and psoriasis. The waters of the Dead Sea, the mud, and the salts extracted from it, are rich in unique concentrations of life-enhancing minerals, which include the highest levels of magnesium, potassium, sodium and calcium. Pour 6-10 oz. of Mineral Salts into your bath, and dissolve it under running hot or warm water, soak for 20-30 minutes, then shower off. For additional benefit, rest for half-an-hour under a warm blanket. Use 3 to 4 times a week for six weeks. Resume when needed. Note: Dead Sea Bath Salts are clinically proven to provide relief from Psoriasis when utilized in a recommended six week regimen (2.2 baths, 20 minute per bath, 3 baths per week, for 6 weeks). PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Off-white to light brown substance, heterogeneous mixture of crystals and powder; odorless Bulk density: 0.7-0.8 Water soluble: approximate solubility, 60 gr . substance in 100 ml water (20 C), a cloudy solution is obtained. Click here for Pricing and order . Click here for printable version of the information on this page DEAD SEA SALTS THERAPY In order to ascertain and confirm the beneficial therapeutic effects of Dead Sea Bath Salts, a series of clinical research projects have been carried out both in Israel and in other countries where the use of the salts has become an established practice. Dr. I. Machtey (1) studied the influences of Dead Sea Bath Salts on rheumatic patients suffering from osteoarthritis or a localized type of tendonitis. 103 patients were treated for one or two weeks with daily Dead Sea Bath Salts in a sanatorium located about 400 m. above sea level. The patients were randomly assigned to one of three types of baths (three sub groups): 1. Bath treatment with a Dead Sea salt concentration of 7.5%. 2. Baths with a 2% salt concentration. 3. Baths with a 0.5% salt concentration. One week of proper treatment resulted in impressive improvement in all parameters in patients receiving 7.5% and 2% bath salt concentration, but little or no improvement was noted in those treated with 0.5% salt concentration. The greater the physical limitations, the more pronounced was the improvement. Sixty-six patients received two weeks treatment. An additional slight improvement was noted in patients treated with 7.5% or 2%salt concentration, and those having only 0.5% salt baths improved relatively more as compared with the results after the first week of treatment. However most of the results in the 0.5% group were less impressive than those in the higher concentrations. Over 80% of all the patients reported having less pain, 70% said their mobility improved, and about 60% were able to decrease their use of analgesics. Dr. Machtey concludes his study by stating that There is little doubt that the Dead Sea treatment in those who benefit from it can be extended and repeated at home using a 2%bath solution, which is both economical and readily available. A similar study was carried out by Dr. P Engel (2) from the sanatorium clinic of the city of Mayenbad, Bad Waldsee, in Germany. The study was performed with 60 patients whose rheumatic discomfort could not be substantially reduced by the customary balneotherapy of their clinic. The baths with Dead Sea Bath Salts were then prescribed in lieu of additional medicinal therapy. Each patient was treated for a duration of four weeks, with 3 baths per week. Salt concentration was 2.5% (2 Kg per 801. bath), duration of bath 20 minutes, temperature of water 37 C. Parameters examined included: Pain at rest, spontaneous pain, kinesalgia, pain on pressure and reduced mobility. A summary of the results shows that in 76.2% of cases very good therapeutic results were obtained, 10.2% responded moderately well and only in 13.6% no success was noted. Dr. J. Arndt, from Germany (3) made a study of the effect of Dead Sea Bath Salts on patients suffering from psoriasis. Fifty patients, aged between 14 and 77 years were treated with the salts in a controlled way. Treatment consisted of partial or total baths. For a total bath, 2 Kgs of the salts were dissolved in a bath at a temperature of 27 C. The partial baths were made with a concentration of about 10%. The baths lasted for 20 minutes and afterwards the skin was thoroughly rinsed with running water. The effect is enhanced when the patient remains in a warm packed condition for one hour after the bath. The treatment lasted for 3-4 weeks, with 3-4 baths per week. The results show that most symptoms of the illness diminished within one week of treatment, notably itch, scaling joint complaints, and the falling asleep and sleeping through difficulties. Other parameters such as spread , redness and infiltration decreased somewhat more slowly. Improvement was steady-the four week treatment left the patients essentially free from complaints. Dr. Arndt points out that of particular importance from the patients point of view is the rapid relief from such irritating system as itching. There is a corresponding relief from sleeping disturbances, which were rather wide-spread prior to treatment. The drastic decrease in scaling within one week can be interpreted by physician and patient alike as a further proof of the course outlined above: healing was total in 27 patients (54%), whereas in 22 cases there was a marked impressive improvement. Tolerance was excellent in all 50 cases. There were no side effects whatsoever, dermatological or otherwise. (1). Dead Sea Balneotherapy in Osteoarthritis, Dr. Machtey (Hasharon Hospital, Petach-Tikya, Isreal). Published in Proceedings of International Seminar on Treatment of Rheumatic Diseases, John Wright, PSG Inc. (1982). (2). On the Therapy of Rheumatic Illness with Medical Bathing Salts from the Dead Sea, Dr. P. Engel (Sanatorium Clinic of the City of Mayenbad, Bad Waldsee, FRG). Published in Acta Medica Empirica, 31, 374 (April 1982). (3). Salt from the Promised Land Helps Psoriasis Patients, Dr. J. Arndt, Published in Arztliche Praxis, vol. 34, No. 48, 1920,(15.6.1982). Click here for printable version of the information on this page Increase Your Profits with Dead Sea Salts. Let us show you how

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Dead Sea Salt & Bath Salts - Bathing 800-353-7258 Dead Sea Salt Bathing Dead Sea Salt Bathing: The beneficial effects of the Dead Sea Salts on the skin and their unique therapeutic and beautifying powers have been recognized since ancient times. Cleopatra, considered the most beautiful woman in the world, went to great expense to obtain exclusive rights over the Dead Sea area. At her command, pharmaceutical and cosmetic factories were built near the Dead Sea. Their remains can still be seen today at Ein Bokek and Ein Gedi. The use of Dead Sea bath salts at home is an effective way to relax and absorb the minerals of the Dead Sea. Research has proven the efficiency of Dead Sea bath salts in alleviating skin diseases such as psoriasis, by treatment that can be administered at home by using about 2 lbs. for each bath. It is also highly beneficial for relieving muscle tension or for simply relaxing and enjoying a rejuvenating experience. There’s nothing like a soak in a Dead Sea Salt bath. This practice was once relegated to high-end spas and expensive skin clinic, but now therapeutic salt baths are becoming common practice in homes all across America. A Sea Salt bath provides a medium for deep relaxation, as well as a feast of minerals for the skin. BOKEK™ Dead Sea Salts contain all the minerals of the Dead Sea. Soaking in a bath with Dead Sea Salt is a powerful remedy for healthy skin. At SaltWorks we have long believed in the power Dead Sea Salt baths. We recommend bathing in BOKEK™ Dead Sea Salt as one of the primary ways of relaxing, detoxifying, and treating disease. For treatment of illnesses, we recommend adding two pounds of salt to a lukewarm bath. This much is necessary to start changing the skin’s chemistry. The temperature of a healing bath should only be about 2 degrees warmer than the temperature of your body. Hot bath water causes the skin to eliminate instead of absorb, therefore the minerals of the salt cannot be absorbed into the body; instead they are eliminated. If you want to use salt baths on a regular basis to maintain good health, it is not necessary to use 2 pounds of salt. In using the BOKEK™ Dead Sea Salts , we recommend two handfuls. This is enough salt to feed the body with minerals and maintain a condition of good health. You can buy BOKEK Dead Sea Salt in our online store ! Salt Resource Center General Information: What is Salt? History of Salt Consumer Tips for Salt Use Health Related: Salt and Good Health Salt and Human Health Balneotherapy (bath) Treatment Salt for Human Nutrition Cooking / Culinary Related: Gourmet Salt Reference Guide What is Organic Salt? Salt in Food Gourmet Salt Wholesale Salt Bath and Spa Related: Dead Sea Salt Bathing Bath Salt Therapy Water Therapy Making Bath Salts Benefits of Bokek™ Dead Sea Salt Dead Sea Related: About the Dead Sea The Use of Dead Sea Salt Benefits of Dead Sea Salt Sign up to receive recipes and special offers on bath and gourmet sea salt: site map | privacy policy | ©2001 - 2006 SaltWorks™, All Rights Reserved

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The Lotion and the Basket The Lotion and the Basket You know you wanna fuck me. I'd fuck me.This is the blog of Jame Gumb, AKA Buffalo Bill. It's just one little journey of one lonely blogger in a sea of millions of untold stories. Man, that's profound. I'm gonna go put that in my "Description" box. Tuesday, November 08, 2005 You're Civic Duty!!!!!!!! Vote today! It's what millions of people died for. And alos, it's the only day you can get on the grounds of an elementary school without having to dress up as a food service worker ;) posted by Buffalo Bill at 10:33 AM 11 comments Monday, October 10, 2005 A Well of My Own... Holy moly, people. There's something so weird about paraylsis when it comes to this blog. I love NOTHING MORE than to connect with you guys. (Well, that's not true. I love doingthe tuck dance. I feel so pretty. I also really enjoy poking Catherine with a stick. And cooking a nice souffle.) But sometimes, somehow, I get into ruts where I can't bring myself to update. I look at my comments (even the weird SPAM ones and the strange people who can't figure out how not to triple-post!) and read all my favorite blogs and I think of entries to compose. Sometimes I even read them out loud to Catherine, but she always tells me I'm a shitty writer and I shoul quit and then I get really frantic like when everything is slowed down adn whirring really loud in my ears like an ocean and I start screaming and pulling my shirt out like I have boobs and then Precious starts barking adn Catherine starts screaming and oh boy! Must we three be a sight. I call these tantrums my Googlies. Whenever I feel a Googly coming on, I try to lock myself in the closet because I don't want to hurt Catherine or Precious or myself, but sometimes it's impossible. That bitch does it on purpose, too. I know she does. Christ, who am I kidding? I'll never kill Catherine. I'm a failure. But I ACCEPT that :) OOh, speaking of Christ. I saw the best movie on Netflix. The Passion of the Christ! So gory and really kind of sexy. That Jim guy with the name I can't spell is dishy. And he sure knows how to take a flogging. Catherine could learn sommethign from him. LOL. But aside from the weird paraloysis thing, the real reason I haven't written is that... Me and Catherine have been searching for a new house to buy! I know. IJ know. Well, Catherine hasn't really been looking, but I have to admit it that she's coming with me. So it's like we're looking together. Alos, I've been telling allt he real estate people that I have a wife named Catherine. Makes me a better candidate. Gosh, you should see me. It's really funny. I get all butched up. I wear a suit and take out my earrings and make-up. I even untuck and sometimes put a sock in there so I'm real hung! (It makes me feel like that guy from Led Zeeplin! "Been a long time since I rock and rolled. Hoo-way!") Now that I've done it twice (but it's been a LONG Time since teh first time and I was SUCH a different man. No, literally.) Let me tell you soemthing about house hunting. It is not easy to find something. But for me, it's triply hard, because not only do I Have a dog. But I need a place with a basement not directly built into granite, because I need to DIG the WELL. I must have spent 8 weekends in a row goingto open houses. The free cookies the real estate people always cook to make the houses more homey-feeling were starting to SHOW ON MY HIPS, too! Let me tell you. (There was one particularly real estate agent who makes the BEST oatmeal-molasses cookies [no, i will NOT tell you who it is, FBI-holes. YOu can't fool me that easily, so don't even try to email me and find out!!!]. I used to go to her open houses just to eat a few, but eventually she caught on and stopped letting me in. (I'm going to find that bitch and force feed her her own cookies until she explodes! I'll do it too. I'm just that mad.) But why are you so mad, Jame? You might ask... Well. I finally found a house!!! It was the cutest little thing with white shutters perfect for peering with my NIGHT VISION GOGGLES out of, and a great litle backyard with a koi pond! plus there was the best basement witht he softest foundation. I swear I could have hired a handful of those Mexican cuties from outsid e the HOME DEPOT and have Catherine's new home dug and rock-lined in two weeks! My agent showed me the place ("No, Catherine is at her book club and can't come today either. Shoot." Hee hee.) on a Monday, the day it went on the market. The couple was great nad I shook hands with the husband forcefully, pretending I was gripping my DEATH STICK in pprepartation for a flaying, and I even talked about baseball game scores for our local team (shut up, FBI. I could be talking about a minor league OR major league team!!! Face!) that I had boned up on. The house took my breath away. I went home and immediately sat down and wrote the most heartfelt letter I could. I talke dabout how my wife and I were planning on having a baby and we would have loved NOTHING MORE than to raise our children in that house that the y had so lovingly made bueatiful during their time there. And then I wrote my bid on the bottom of the paper. It was 5,000 dollars OVER their asking price. I wrote my bicycle over and dropped it into the mailbox. Well, woudln't you know, sometimes, dear readers, taking the BULL BY THE HORNS works! Because the next day, my agent called me and said that they had accepted my offer! They weren't even going to wait until teh open house. It was mine. I was SOOOOOOOOOO happy. I even bought a cake at the store (vanilla with strawberries, yum!) and bucketed some down to Catherine (not like she needs it, ha ha. She's fat.) and watched my DVD of Season Five of Buffy and was SOOOOOO happy. The escrow period started (what is Escrow? I'm STILL not sure! Ha) and I had begun the long process of packing things up and taking things to Good will. I even had a garage sale where I netted 600 dolalrs! (I sold a Constance McMiller skin purse for 5 dollars! Sad to see it go but as a book I read said, "Clutter of the House is Clutter of the Mind!") We were a week away from the end of the escrow period and I'd designed the interior f my new house on paper with samples and paint chips pasted on, like a big beatufiul collage. My house was going to so beautfiul. And it was going to be MINE!!! And then I got a call from my agent. The couple was pulling out. They'd decided they loved the house too much to leave and that was that. If I told you I lay in bed for five days straight would you believe me? Well, you shouldn't, because it's been eight days. And I'm still lying in bed. (Laptops are amazing things.) Catherine is very very hungry so I suppose I'll have to get up to feed her soon (Precious has a Sharper IMage time-release food feeder I bought her for Yom Kippur last year. Oh yeah, Precious is jewish. Don't know why but I thought it would be funny to make her jewish!). But when, when will the pain end?! I guess it's a good sign that I decide to blog, and that I've been having a lot of fantasties about killing the couple with a chain saw (not my usual M.O.!), but I'm still beyond depressed. So, tkae it from me, people. House hunting is hell. posted by Buffalo Bill at 10:42 AM 14 comments Wednesday, July 20, 2005 my skin is melting oh dear god in all that is holy and all the religions that won't accept me for who i truly am i just have to say can it get any motherfucking HOTTER IN THIS BITCH? the sun is trying to be my boyfriend. the sun will not get off my ass, my face, my hair. i have hot hair and it is not a good time. i got stuck in traffic the other day on my bike (THANKS, DMV, for NOTHING.) and everybody was honking at me and catcalling ("Nice skirt, asshole!" I can HEAR you, you know, when you shout. I can hear you with my HEART.). And I'm only so strong, so I did what I always do. I allowed one tear. And it burned my skin. My tears were made out of sunbeams, which only sounds pretty until you put sun on your face, because the sun is the HOTTEST THING IN THE WORLD AND IS CURRENTLY STALKING ME. Every morning, it's back again, chasing me around the house from one end to the other. i try to stay in the shade becasue i hate it when my makeup runs, but there it is again, chasing me. i've been thinking a lot about blogging, relationships, my garden (my dead, dead, dead garden. deader than the girl in my well. KIDDING! Catherine says hi, and that she loved the ladyfinger recipie one of you sent in). how will we take blogging to the next level? i am a serial killer (allegedly), so i like pushing buttons, getting intimate with someone who'd like nothing to do with me, forcing myself on complete strangers, ripping their skin off with sewing tools, buring their discarded limbs and wearing their hair as a knit bikini. That's just me. I know who I am and I'm comfortable with it. But now that we have this communication thing going, you and i, with my blog and your eyeballs (which are completely useless to me, by the way. fuck your eyeballs. they roll all over the place and creep me out. UGH! Why do they have to be so round and stare-y?). what the fuck was i talking about? WHAT IS IT SO GOD DAMN HOT? I can't even eat anything because the thought of turning on a stove or an oven makes me puke. Even the microwave feels like it's cooking my balls. My girl balls. Jesus. I just told you about my girl balls, which I swore I'd never do but it's so fucking hot that I can't take it anymore. Do you know there are ants all over my house? Ants! And they crawl on me in my sleep, I just know it. I woke up the other morning because THE SUN was FUCKING ME IN THE ASS and there was a dead ant in my eye goo, in the corner of my eye. It's one thing to be so hot there's sweat inside my ears. It's another thing entirely to know that ants were trying to tuck themselves into your eyelids while you were sleeping. I mean, can my life BE any grosser???/ ants and this stupid blog that i think about all the time because when i don't update you guys think: 1. I'm ignoring you. 2. I'm outside your window about to kill you. And the truth is i think i'm losing my mind because the heat has boiled it in a way i'll never recover from. girl balls they are small and pretty in pink like molly ringwald but so much better like her lips and that sneer she gives so well like scarlett johannnseesnn and that shot of her ass at the beginning of lost in translation girl balls keep your secrets they hide away when everyone's looking but come out just for you and say you are perfect. Sigh. I'm in such a mood. I'm thinking about going back to school. I don't know what for. Maybe I'll be a DJ. Oh, man. I'd be a sweet DJ! I'd call myself DJ Skin Rip. Except all of my equipment wouuld melt. MELT. in this HEAT. do you ever sometimes think this is all bullshit and you and i never existed and we're all a fabrication of one speck of dirt in the eye goo of a careless man who forgot to put us away when he was done and now we're all mutations of this perfection we'll never achieve because there's no hope for any of us anymore? we're just going to fling ourselves at each other until we can't breathe anymore and our hearts explode in our chest. iPod. why do you play with my heart? When I wish to hear the perfect song for this perfect moment when i'm being so awesomely profound why do you play Joss Stone? currently reading: HOW TO KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING HOT. (It's a work in progress) posted by Buffalo Bill at 12:12 PM 18 comments Saturday, June 11, 2005 Summertime BLues Sorry everybody. I didn't mean to worry you guys. I'm fine. Precious is fine -- she got a new haircut and looks so kute! Even Catherine is fine. I bought her a pretty summer dress from a thrift store, but she said that thrift clothes smell like poor people and she is a Senator's daughter and is used to only the finest. But then she did put it on and I caught her twirling around singing, "I Feel Pretty!" I really think bitch is starting to lose it. I've been great. It relaly seems like the last month has been a flurry of celebrity news, worrying so much about Michael Jacksonn and poor Katie Holmes (as much of a captive as Catherine, these days!) and La Lohan, that I'm barely paying attention to my job or my real work or eluding the FBI. Although my kneecap clutch purse is coming along nicely :) I just wanted to pop in and leteveryone know I'm OK. Me and Precious are off to see MR. and MRS SMITH! It opened last night and I'm just dying to see if the fireworks off screen made it to the big screen. I certainly hope so. I know everyone speaks of Spring Fever but I've got the ants in the pants big time. I need a MAN! (Leave your email on my comments section if yu're interested! I'm a great cook and REALLY open to trying new things.) Create a Cool Day! posted by Buffalo Bill at 3:36 PM 11 comments Tuesday, April 26, 2005 "Flesh chunks found in Iowa water lines" Shit. CARROLL, Iowa (AP) - City officials are perplexed over the discovery of mysterious chunks of flesh that have been clogging up city water lines. A month ago, city officials sent a hunk of meaty-fatty tissue to the Iowa Department of Natural Resources for identification. Lesson: If you're going to make Chinese Children Salad, and you accidentally cook too much of the first ingredient, the garbage disposal doesn't work as good as you think it would. Lesson learned. Sorry, Iowa. Last time I try to have a dinner party . God. I can't do anything wright. I thought it'd be nice to have some people over. Catherine's been working on her solo album, and I think she needs some feedback from someone other than me (she thinks I'm too critical. I'm SORRY if I have an OPINION.) But this guest is allergic to onions, and that guest is allergic to shellfish, and this other one doesn't like wheat and I'm like, "You all get people. Deal with it." My house, my rules. I mean, come on. I don't go to your house and complain that your pillowcases aren't made of woven cheerleader hair (oh, soooooo good.) No, I don't. I bring my own pillow. If you have such picky needs, BRING YOUR OWN FOOD. Jeeeez. [thankxxs to Stacy for the link. I'll have to go "visit" her now, as she thinks she's figured out where I live.] posted by Buffalo Bill at 10:09 PM 9 comments Monday, April 25, 2005 Silicone Breasts - Transvestite Transformation (NSFW!!!!! :) ) Anyone want to loan me some money ? posted by Buffalo Bill at 3:17 PM 4 comments Monday, April 18, 2005 God I'm Pretty!!! Who wouldn't fuck me ? posted by Buffalo Bill at 11:18 AM 7 comments Contributors pamie Buffalo Bill -- Links TWoP is FUN. E. stee is da man. pamie isn't a great big fat person, but I still like her. My old Journal , back before I became a c00l b100g3r! my poetry Buy Me Stuff email me Previous Posts You're Civic Duty!!!!!!!! A Well of My Own... my skin is melting Summertime BLues "Flesh chunks found in Iowa water lines" Silicone Breasts - Transvestite Transformation (NSFW!!!!! :) ) God I'm Pretty!!! Viewer MAil! Butterflies Should Be Free Beam Me UP Archives February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 June 2005 July 2005 October 2005 November 2005 Name: Jame Gumb. AKA Buffalo Bill AKA Judy Date of Birth: I cannot tell you as you can track me down and report me to the FBI. Mother's Maiden Name: I cannot tell you as you can track me down and report me to the FBI. Place of Birth: Detriot. Occupation: Serial Killer. Garment Industry. All-around good guy. Likes: The last sip of a Diet Coke. The sound Precious makes when she's full. The rip of a ripe ass skin. Dislikes: The FBI. UPS. My next-door neighbor, Mr. Jerkins. AKA Loudy McNoisy!!!! Why do I blog? Because my office job is BORING. this is the very silly property of pamie and stee.